Another New Trick

Kyle found out last night that pieces of corn are the perfect size to fit up his nose.  He ever so nicely was cramming up them up his nose.  He was sneezing for 30 minutes afterward and like a slot machine they all came back out.  I even got out the thing to look in his ear so that I could look up his nose and make sure there weren't any more surprises.  

It made me think of this from "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Imogene Herdman: I'm going to be Mary in the Christmas play. And if you try to be, or raise your arm, you'll wish you didn't.

Alice Wendlekin: I'm always Mary in the Christmas play.

Imogene Herdman: Go ahead then. And next spring when the pussy-willows come out, I'm going to stick a pussy-willow so far down your ear where nobody can reach it. And it'll sit there and grow and grow and grow so for the rest of your life, there'll be a pussy-willow bush growing out of your ear.

We will have corn stalks growing out of Kyle's nose.  That will be lovely.