I Think

I think that Jr. Mints and White Cheddar Cheezits should be non-fat non-caloric.
I think that toilet paper should not cost $10 for "a double roll" pack of 12 and that's at Walmart.
I think that Deseret Book should send out a notice when they decide to close stores in Las Vegas. (They have closed 2 now without notifying me. Could they do that after Mother's Day?)
I think Cub Scouts should be banned and illegal.
I think that there should be a rule that mother's of boys do not have to be the scout leader EVER!
I think that mothers of young children should not have to be in the nursery.
I think that if your child has a cough when their happens to be a current pandemic of Swine Flu you should not send them to school.
I think that white girls should not talk about "my girls".
I think that skinny people should not be on exercise videos.
I think that peach Crystal Light is better than water.
I think that I would be a mean drunk.
I think that some people ought to drive their kids places and actually pick them up too.
I think "the morning" should be at 10:00am.
I think that Wednesday ought to be at the end of the week.
I think that boys hair shouldn't grow so fast.
I think that bad stuff should only happen to mean people.
I think stupid people ought to have to wear a sign.
I think that when someone asks you how you are you should be able to tell them" not so great but hey thanks for asking and by the way do you have some lemon juice you could squirt in my eye?"
I think dirt should be banned.
I think that there shouldn't be lines at wedding receptions and viewings at funerals.
I think nice people should get stars on their foreheads.
I think pedicures should last for longer than 2 weeks.
I think that everyone should look in the mirror before they leave the house.
I think I am tired and have a headache.
I think I am done telling you what I think.