Caydenisms

Cayden says the funniest things and I have to write them down or else I will forget them.
Today in the car he said 2 funny things one right after another.


Cayden:  Mom, I'm not going to college.

Mom:  Ok Cayden.  What are you going to do then?

Cayden:  Can I just get a job here in Logandale?

Mom:  Yes you can but if you don't go to college you can only get a job at McDonald's or the gas sstation.

Cayden:  I can get a job at the school.

Mom:  Well you  have to go to college to be a teacher.

Cayden:  Nuh -uh.  I can do it.  I have been practicing upstairs.  I just ask the kids what is 10 +10 and ask them what the little "a" says.  Then we can go outside for recess and if they are good we can just watch a movie.
 Mom:  Oh well that's a good plan but you still have to go to college to be a teacher.

Cayden:  I will just practice upstairs.


#2

Cayden:  mom, I don't want to run in PE tomorrow so you can just write a note that says Cayden can't run in PE because his 2 legs hurt.
Mom:  Well I don't think we will do that.
Cayden: Well you could wrap my leg and then you could write a note that said Cayden can't run because his leg is broken.
Mom:  Well that would not be the truth would it?
Cayden:  No but I don't want to run in PE so maybe we can get a cast for my leg.